I'm good at wasting time,
I think lyrics need to rhyme,
And you're not asking,
But I'm trying to grow a mustache

I eat cheese,
But only on pizza, please,
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it
When the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
Part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart,
Well you asked for it

For your perusing,
At times confusing,
Slightly amusing,
Introducing Me

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I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word "dude" as a noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I, I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of violins and making someone
smile

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
Part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'm trying to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart,
Well you asked for it

For your perusing,
At times confusing,
Possibly amusing,
Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time.

So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
Part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
But remember that you asked for it

I'm trying to do my best to impress
But its easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, my heart,
Well you asked for it

For your perusing,
At times confusing,
Hopefully amusing,
Introducing me

Do-do do-do-do-do-do
Do-do do-do-do-do-do

Introducing me!